EVERYONE WHO ENTERED IN TIME! [Insert Oprah voice here.] Camille, YOU get a sweatshirt! Raquel, YOU get a sweatshirt! Chris, YOU get a sweatshirt! Everyone who entered in time, I’m giving you a sweatshirt!
I was so blown away by everyone’s entries that trying to choose the one I like best feels like trying to pick which child is my favorite… I just can’t do it! I love you all so much!
Camille, the level of creativity you demonstrated in yours was unbelievable! I may be reaching out to get you working on one of my shows on ID!
Raquel, the level of dedication to your employer that you showed by suffering in what’s obviously an oppressive and abusive work environment, working for someone who is an obvious slave-driver, is awe-inspiring!
Heather, your use of demonstrative evidence and the “scales of justice” is fantastic… you’d be a terror in the courtroom!
Hillary, I’m so grateful that you are both an ID Addict and fan of mine… and I’m sure your boyfriend is delighted that you are NOT plotting against him, because if you watch enough ID, you do know how to get away with murder!
Shannon, since you are entering the contest “for two” you and your baby will have to share a sweatshirt until he or she is old enough to decide whether they, too, are an ID Addict themselves! (I hope so!!)
Kimberly, I love that we get to share the morning together, including my requisite caffeine and daily workout! And we even have matching shoes for CrossFit!!
Chris, I’m so glad that you are part of the ID Addicts family too, and I always look forward to connecting with you on our live tweets together!
I guess what I’m really saying is that I love my #Tweepinokys, my #DarrensDivas, and my fellow #IDAddicts so much, it makes my heart feel like exploding. So I’m going to buy each one of you a sweatshirt, embroider it with my personal DK “bald is beautiful” #GlassesGate logo, sign it, and get it in the mail to you ASAP. (Sorry, hand-delivery isn’t possible, unless you come join me for my evening workouts!) Wait… I take that back… Raquel, I am going to deliver yours to your office. It sounds like that good-for-nothing boss of yours needs a good sock in the jaw for abusing his employees… I’m going to teach that guy a lesson!
Thanks, everyone, for warming my heart with your kind words. Warming you with an ID sweatshirt is the least I can do in return.
With gratitude,
Darren
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Darren is an accomplished TV personality, attorney, interventionist, keynote speaker, and 'misbehavior expert' who appears constantly on countless TV and radio shows.